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1 day ago
1 day ago


sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(via fancynewbeesly)



"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

(Source: tooruoikawa, via casual-laughter)

1 day ago
  • me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
  • me: also what is your name


people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'i want to give you multiple consecutive orgasms'

(via joey-smith-universe)