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1 day ago
1 day ago

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(via fancynewbeesly)

kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

(Source: tooruoikawa, via casual-laughter)

1 day ago
  • me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
  • me: also what is your name

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'i want to give you multiple consecutive orgasms'

(via joey-smith-universe)